Bits & Pieces Part1

Although I would love to have a photographic memory, my memory more works like a pinhole camera, only remembering “bits and pieces” here and there so I cannot tell a full story and instead can only share those “bits and pieces” as they come to me.

Red Line is brewing beer with the F-in-law and has offered to supply Fat Tire for us until his 3 cases are gone (at least that’s how I remember it)

Student X (aka Cheater X and formerly known as Professor X, a title he lost when he did not provide specs and diagrams for bowling in a reasonable time frame) bummed some papers off the bartender and rolled the first “pinner” many of us had hit in years and I emphasize that I said pinner, not bong, not blunt, not pipe, not joint, not etc.

3-Finger has only smoked 3 times in the last decade (or so he says) and Monday night was not one of them.

Red Line took back his “Lord of the Runner Up” title from Student X, who borrowed it for one week.

Lunch Money was music-less and apparently, it affected his game in all sorts of negative ways.

Poolboy and myself thought we were in Reservoir Dogs and started calling each other Mr. Orange and Mr. White.

The pins were stubborn

Red Line and myself both told stories of women with huge tracts of land that we had encountered during our work days. To twist a line I enjoy around, “They had they land but we had the view.”

Lunch Money went back up ball mid game and found that it was not practical for those purposes

3-Finger Ringer brought out the flying masher and hammered his way to 7 strikes in what he tried to claim was the money game, except it was the first game of the night.

And the Tortoise won the actual money game

Thank You, Cesar Chavez!!!