KARMA VS HEX recap

The stage was set for a epic battle of good vs evil. Before the first ball is thrown, there is a public announcement that there has been a hex placed on the favorite to win, Lunch Money, and another hex is placed on the Prof X for his league management shadiness. The 5 Norris’s arrive at the lanes including a rare appearance from the High Ball, who was living up to his name from the moment I walked in, Gin Gimlets were the “Ball of choice.” Lunch Money arrives later than the rest due to a momentary lapse of thought and was lucky enough to have everyone wait for his arrival. Finally, the 5 Norris’s are ready to fight tooth and nail for the 12 bucks on the line. There’s not an even number of people to split the Norris’s into 2 factions of good evil, so it is each Norris for himself tonight. Who will triumph? who will be left behind? who will rise to the pressure? and who will fall victim to the HEX? Perhaps the foreshadowing of the self reference of “Little Michael Jackson” from the Prof X will help tell the final tale……only 3 intense games of bowling are in front of us to find out. Then The Blue Tortoise starts off with usual anti-karmic rhetoric, also trying to bring down Lunch Money and the Prof X. So with all the hex’s in place, and Karmic flow being redirected, the best it can be by mere mortals anyways, we are ready to start. AND AN EXPLOSION OUT OF THE GATE. The Blue Tortise puts up an “X” ….But it is the only one he will enjoy this first game, as the slow but steady tortoise starts off at a snails pace with a 122. Unlike the Professor, who has food on his mind, and it’s not escargot, lands himself a Turkey on his way to a fabulous start and finishes in second place with a score just under 200. A 200 score that will only be topped by La Boca Red Line with a 207. Echo’s of his vociferous emails are still bouncing through our thoughts as he finishes the first game strong to take the “Early Bird W” Second game ends again, with Professor X coming in second place behind the tortoise, who found his rhythm takes the “Sandwich game W.” It is time, all the money is out, sheet has been talked, drinks have disappeared, it can only mean 1 thing…money game. This game had it all. Dash and Slash(-/) attempts, Red box pick ups, Turkey’s, and even a Munson. And although I won’t mention names, all I will say is that there was a quick cheers with a gin gimlet in complete acceptance of his inevitable Munson fate. Other than the Munson bowler who was left behind, it was anybody’s game……Can you guess who will come in second? You got it…… for the third time of the night, Prof X. Although he bowled his best series ever, falls just short of a “W” all night long. All and all….a very impressive night for the Prof. But good triumphs over the evil HEX’s this night, as the Lunch Money is able to put together a decent third game to snag the money and look evil into the eye, and say
BRING IT ON!
OUT.