Tuesday, February 17, 2009
ONE LONG RUN ON SENTENCE
As another Monday rolls around for the Norris 6 with rain and flooding through out the cities the crew makes the trip to the allies. With no Purple lefty cause it is supposedly working season we had a surprise veteran of the group Pink Jelly (Aka Jelly D) make it out to the lanes. Even with two hours drive home Jelly makes it but the Purple Prof has to watch One Tree Hill at home with the lady because no one really has appointments at 10:00 for there taxes cause the State will only give you an IOU. Ringer Steve and Alfie made it out to make it an uneven 7 for the team game. With one lefty to take the place of Professor of TaXes we are ready to bowl. The early bird game starts off with some nice scores Lunch Money, Tortoise, and Red line bring the heat with Turkeys and top scores and yes and pool boy keeping it consistent with a solid 97 in the first game but did not get a munsion also the orange shoes were dry so no skid marks to distract others we on the lane. . Who got the munsion you ask who else but the Pink Jelly mark it in the stats sheet we have another person added to the munsion group. I welcome you with open arms Jelly. Then we move on to the sandwich game were lights were off and bowlers were restless. With the lights and return off for a little bit would it hurt the scores of the Norris 6? Better yet can we get another munsion added to the group? I would have to say none of these situations happened; we had some great bowling going on in the Sandwich game. Lunch Money and Toe Tapping Tortoise bring the thunder with a 5 bagger each. Tortoise started early but Lunch money finished him off with closing out the 5 final frames with a 245. Red Line, Pool boy, and the Jelly finished up the sandwich game with at least a 135 or higher. I think the arrival of the underage girls showing up next to us threw off Jelly’s game. Still raining and no bowl break for the Money Game the Bar closed to amazement of all the money game must go on. Two dollars a person makes the pot a sweet $14. The money game begins and everyone is staring down the $14 dollars it is in everyone’s reach early. Later in the game Alfie and Jelly have fallen out of contention and what do we have here another one out of the money hunt Ringer Steve. What Pool boy is not out of the money game you say to yourself as you look at the scores and Pool Boy is quiet? Quiet? Yes quiet until he blows up the pins and punches the return with a mighty bang saying “That was B’s face”. To find out Alfie tells B to throw off his game say something about his oldest daughter. The money is in the reach of the pool boy but can he hold off the winless money game of 09’ Red Line, and the multi money winners Tortoise and Lunch Money? Yes my Norris 6 friends he can yes he can!!! The final frames approach the orange shoed pool boy as he is being quiet not letting anyone know that he is ready to take his first money game of the 09’ season. Still winless in the money game Red Line falls out of the competition. Tortoise and Lunch Money make a run for it, but in the end the Pool leveling boy pulls out the 165!! What a 165 won the money game with all the 225 and 245 earlier? Yes my friends the 165 takes the $14 pot and marks one in the money game Colum for the Pool boy. Which Professor who shows up when pool boy is not there because he is tired of buying all the beer on his terrible betting schemes is still in the Money game winless club with Red Line? Well the night is long and the team is ready to go home as we ask for our printout for the Pool Boy to gloat more on his money game victory. The Dad behind the counter says you guys are cool, as he reads the names Red line, Lunch Money, Pool Boy, Pink Jelly who is pink Jelly? Then the quick witted person he is the Tortoise says we also have a blog spot would you like the address? He replies with you guys really are COOL!!! So to make this long run on sentence come to an end just remember even a Pool Boy can win the money game and yes my friends the Norris 6 is COOL. I will be printing business cards soon. If this bored you tough shit, Yours truly, Pool Boy
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POOL BOY wins the Money Game oh yes 09 is going to be great
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