Records were ment to be broken

So the saying goes: “Records are meant to be broken” and the Norris 6 continues to prove it, seemingly every week. But as someone stands up to the challenge, someone else will be baffled by this game, cover themselves in latex and dive into red box all night long. Great game to the Red Line who is now the new holder of the “Highest Game” with a magnificent 268, his trophy is 12 feet tall, it’s glorious! Although the final frame was left open, 9 strikes, and 1 F’ing Slash is very impressive…Toot Toot for the Red Line!! The Tortise was in a slump all night long, struggling to negotiate with the pins, leaving split after split, after single pin, hurting the average, but helping the handicap. Only 1 strike for the Tortise in 1 of the games pushed him close to losing the “No Munson” stat, but he did prevail making him, still, the last one who can say that he’s never thrown a Munson. The Longs workin’, individual product unwrapping, Jelly– D made an appearance last night as well…GREAT TO SEE YOU OUT Jelly- D. He threw his usual devastating ball, but the pins were flying away from each other instead of into each other, making for a rough Money game for the Jell-D who fell just short of the 100 point mark. Prof XYZlyphone was in every game it seemed, but just couldn’t hit right notes in the right order, and Devin Bow came with a non devil approach, relying upon the Jack to make everything alright, which worked great in his head, but not so well on the scoreboard. Then, the Lunch money, somehow, someway, steals the money game by stringing a few strikes together and just breaking 200…but still manages to lose the team game, well done. All and all, another great night at the lanes!
Peace OOUUTTTT!