I need stats. Stat!

The tortoise left promises of new stats this year, one the the Professor has an early lead in, and made it sound as if they might be ready for viewing soon. The night at CVL started before the 5 Chucks showed up last night. With "ohs" & 'aws" I knew something was happening on lanes 15 & 16. A new house series record was set last night breaking the old record of 850. 289, 299, 289. Yes that's right a 877 series, most excellent. As for us nothing special until the shiny $10 bill came out. IN the 8th frame everybody was still in it and the scores were up there. Professor missed a 1 pin spare in the 8th and 10th. Lunch Money dropped one in the gutter. Red Line wavered in the 10th, and the Torotise went X,X to start the 10th, finishing with a nice 202. This is win #2 for theslowonewhopromisiesstats. (Tortoises Indian name)