Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Professor Takes a Day Off

How is it that Brian knows how to spell “Loser” and Greg does not? As for the bowling, Jer was the runaway winner and Patrick finished second and they were on the same team so with 4 of us you can guess who won the team game as well. We didn’t start Bowling until about 10:30p due to the packed crowds and Jer ate 2 meals and Pat made 2 trips to Wendy’s in that time. There was the typical lecherous behavior of us disgusting old men violating little girls with our vision and thoughts. B brought a Lego robot that can move in any direction and among many things that it did, it had a “little of the Captain in it” and it also humped a vibrator. My contribution was that since Brian was wearing his German soccer shirt I shouted German names at him all night, among them: Baron Von Schleeper (after picking up a sleeper spare), Jurgen Dirtywhore, my personal favorite Dirk Hasselhoff, and several (blank) Von Schienlienstienman’s type names that got more and more slurred as the night went on. Happy Hump day gentlemen

By Peter Czerkies

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