The Few of Us

Hi-Ball had things to do. The Devil had his nose in the.....books? Pool Boy was 20%. The Silent one was just that. The Torotise, well the Torotise went Ronnie Lott and chopped of his finger with a hacksaw(above). So PX, RL, LM & JD went one lane last night. Jelly opened with a strong 192(?). Then it was Lunch time in the Sandwich game, 212 for the man. This was followed up with a 180 money(less) game for win number one on the season for Mr. Lunch Money. Five weeks, five winners who will be the first to post W #2?

Winners Circle Sees a New Face

With a limited crew, Hi Ball showed he's capable of a Hi score. The night started off with the unvieling of Professor's Valentine's Day gift from J-Smack. Black with blue flames , adjustable slide, Goodyear rubber havin, lefty specific bowling shoes. He promtly threw one right in the gutter and struggled to break 120 i nthe first two games. It was a fast pased sloppy first two games for all last night until game 3 which started like this:
Hi Ball-X
Prof X-X
Red Line-X
Torotise-X
Hi Ball-X
Prof X-X
Red Line-X
Torotise-X
Hi Ball-X
Prof X-7-
With the streak over Hi Ball maintained his straight and Hi game running away with the $$, individule and team game setting a carrer Hi of 191. The Circle of Champions has gained another Norris. Where there once was 6, now there is 7.

Professor Takes a Day Off

How is it that Brian knows how to spell “Loser” and Greg does not? As for the bowling, Jer was the runaway winner and Patrick finished second and they were on the same team so with 4 of us you can guess who won the team game as well. We didn’t start Bowling until about 10:30p due to the packed crowds and Jer ate 2 meals and Pat made 2 trips to Wendy’s in that time. There was the typical lecherous behavior of us disgusting old men violating little girls with our vision and thoughts. B brought a Lego robot that can move in any direction and among many things that it did, it had a “little of the Captain in it” and it also humped a vibrator. My contribution was that since Brian was wearing his German soccer shirt I shouted German names at him all night, among them: Baron Von Schleeper (after picking up a sleeper spare), Jurgen Dirtywhore, my personal favorite Dirk Hasselhoff, and several (blank) Von Schienlienstienman’s type names that got more and more slurred as the night went on. Happy Hump day gentlemen

By Peter Czerkies

Opening Night 2008

With many foot fouls and a five man crowd 2008 got off to a slow start. Hi Ball posted some impresive numbers, and it was good to see the Jelly D back on the lanes. Foot fouls werer the theme of the night, and Pool Boy wasn't even there! With a whopping $10 money game to start, the Red Line turned green and "Toot! Toot! was heard across the lanes.

(Printer broken, no scores)