I wanted to do a post in honor of Memorial day and what not a better topic then are lost friends.
To the four fathers of the Norris 6
Once there was so many eight to be exact
Many pens have fallen in laughter and joy.
Even more drinks tipped back but who keeps score.
But some brothers were gone this week for sure.
Jelly D was the first to disappear in the fog.
With a move to a new city; boy, he has gotten skinny
Even found him a woman, but that did not cure him.
I am sure that his money would have been pretty
Then there was Pool boy who did not drown
I miss him most of all, why he is my oldest friend of all.
He will not give up his two dolors he is a tight Jew.
Now he just sits home with a frown wondering what to do.
High ball went down with a double barrel scotch.
Sat at home and looked at his watch.
To tired to play to tired to smoke ha ha what a funny joke.
We all know his two dolors went up in smoke.
Now there was a professor who googled the world.
Said he had three BBQ's missed them all.
You know he sat home and watched LA fall.
We take his two dolors week after week Must be his nasty Feet.
Too all my friends in the Norris 6 I miss you much,
All I am doing it try to stay in touch.
To bad you are all a bunch of cluster F@&ks
But you are my friends and I poured one out for my homies
Because this week I took the Money with a 158
See you all next week. You guys are the best.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Little Scores, Big Winner. Meat the Bowloffs
Money Game:
Lunch Money- 156
Professor X- 156
Red Line- 156
Tortise- Not a 156
BOWLOFF
1st Round
Lunch Money- X
Professor X- X
Red Line- 7
2nd Round
Lunch Money- X
Professor X- 7
Winner Lunch Money
Lunch Money- 156
Professor X- 156
Red Line- 156
Tortise- Not a 156
BOWLOFF
1st Round
Lunch Money- X
Professor X- X
Red Line- 7
2nd Round
Lunch Money- X
Professor X- 7
Winner Lunch Money
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
The Recap
Ok so I have just read Diego Maradona's auto biography so I thought I would honor him and the golden hand. Now the start of his book had some interpretations of some of his favorite sayings. I thought I would use them in my Recap. Here they are so you understand.
Vaccinate - Literally meaning to inject or jab, Maradona uses it in the same way as "f*@k", both literally and figuratively. Thus, if he vaccinates a Woman he has had sex with her and if he vaccinates an opponent he has scored a goal
Thermos-head - Someone who is stupid or slow
Take the cat's milk - This is generally used in a sense similar to ' take the piss', or ' be out of order'. It also suggest stealing, or doing something illegal
Let the tortoise get away - This suggest someone who has reacted slowly, been not with it, not on the ball
Give the dog its face back - Someone who is dog-faced, disqualified from or lacking in authority to pass comment.
All the signs were pointing that Monday night was going to be my day. Let me see if my photographic memory can recall them. On the way to the bolwing ally I made a sdie bet. If I can do any of thsee bowl a prefect game, a Dutch 200, a 300, any thing over 200, and or win the mneoy game. I wuold take the nxet day off.
So I pull up fvie muintes befroe 9:00 and the Profsseor is wiating in his car. To sohw me he is trhee he htis his braeks trhee tmies. We wlak up Porfsesor geos up to the counter and ltes the Thremos haed konw we are tehre. As I wlak to the talbe to sit, bam I fnid three dimes and tell Porfeesor its a sgin I am giong to win tnoight. He luaghs lttile deos he konw it was the secnod sgin. That's wehn I haer the Thremos haed call out the fmaous nmae Chcuk yuor lnae is raedy. The Profsseor then hnads me the Mromon rules to dirnking and bwoling. Deicding to be a man of my wrod I go up to the bar and buy the prefossor his beer ( go Shraks ). Sign three a man pyaing off all dbets to claer his nmae. Eevry one else arirves and the bwoling begins. I am alawys frist wehn the Prefossor deos the lnene up so the frist ball I chcuk and let the tortoise get aawy form me. Only to be told I hvae to dirnk baceuse taht's the cosenqeunce of a gettur ball. Dam but why is eevry one dirnknig with me. Sign fuor my bset of frenids dirnknig in my srorow of thworing the frist gettur ball of the ngiht. Now I htae to Gvie the dog its fcae bcak but as I hold the rcoerd for musnons rghit now. Eervy one shuold drnik all the tmie wehn I bwol. Eevn the Polbooy baet me the frsit game. The Tritosie puts dwon the frist Terkuy and gtes to mkae a rlue. He tekas the cat's milk and otus the dinrking gmae. Thnak god beacuse I was all raedy dirnknig a lot baceuse of my good gmae. The sceond gmae strats abuot hlaf way thourgh we gvie the dog its fcae bcak and chcek out the methhaed arcoss the way. Luaghnig at the pciking of the fcae and cnsotant bursihng of her hiar. I tehn tlel Lncuh Mnoey taht's what I do all day sit in a lbboy at pcik out all the carck haeds and waht knid of durgs tehy are on. Sgin fvie the Ridlene strats to pay his pts to cmoe too bwoling to dsrtiact the othres. Cost me aonther fvie bcuks to hvae her hit on the Trotosie the old lday csot me ten.
With a sruprise appaernace of a old fiernd ED and aonther apperaance form my scocer cerw. I kenw thnigs wree looknig my way. Defnelty sgin sveen epseically when the frist thnig I bwol is a stirke wtih tehm wtaching. The lfet lnae was defanitly well oelid and the pnis wree bieng vciactaned by are balls. But I cuold slitl not put out any of the thnigs I needed for the day off. So I wnet bcak to a old Hgih Scohol tarditoins and I tkae the ctas mlik. Yes Behnid the biulding the Ctas Mlik was seppid out of two not one but two peps. The thrid gmae bgeins to tortose agian pciknig up on aorthnr Thrrmos Haed wtih a affro. Tosrtoe tekas full adavatnge of the tpis or Gerek she was tacehnig him. Wtih a hgue stirke. I my slef flal rgiht into the gettur aahin. Qicukly raeliizng taht wrok was giong to be my futrue for tomrorow. Atfer wacthing the Profsesor jmup to a big laed at the bigneing of the gmae my hpoe was lsot. Lnuch Mnoey hodilng his own wtih the pttaen prseokaing wram up and dubloing his aticon wtih a raepparence of the Iopd. I kenw I was in truoble. My olny hpoe was the Trtooise wuold let the totroise get aawy form him and taht Poboloy wuold sotp tlkaing carp to me. Tehn the egiht sgin hit me. The Afro top thremos haed pionts her attnetoin on me. She gvae the wsee adicve of if you wnat to hit the 4-7 cmobiatnion you got to aim for the 4 or 7 pen. So taht's waht I did. Tehn Bam I got a trukey and tehn Bam aontehr trkuey I was Vaccnaiting the pnis and bcak in the gmae and wtih a ltitle hlep I cuold win. I jsut needed the Professor to cohke and he alawys lets the tortoise get aawy so I was golden there. By the way fix your nsaty toe. But I aslo needed the infamous Lucnh Money to gvie me a break. Feeling the pressure of alawys being second I was worried but right away with the first thorw I realized that Lunch Money too let the tortoise get away. I had Vaccinated all my friends and stole there two dolors. Thanks guys I guess all the signs were just pointing to me that day. By the way I had a great day at home too.
Vaccinate - Literally meaning to inject or jab, Maradona uses it in the same way as "f*@k", both literally and figuratively. Thus, if he vaccinates a Woman he has had sex with her and if he vaccinates an opponent he has scored a goal
Thermos-head - Someone who is stupid or slow
Take the cat's milk - This is generally used in a sense similar to ' take the piss', or ' be out of order'. It also suggest stealing, or doing something illegal
Let the tortoise get away - This suggest someone who has reacted slowly, been not with it, not on the ball
Give the dog its face back - Someone who is dog-faced, disqualified from or lacking in authority to pass comment.
All the signs were pointing that Monday night was going to be my day. Let me see if my photographic memory can recall them. On the way to the bolwing ally I made a sdie bet. If I can do any of thsee bowl a prefect game, a Dutch 200, a 300, any thing over 200, and or win the mneoy game. I wuold take the nxet day off.
So I pull up fvie muintes befroe 9:00 and the Profsseor is wiating in his car. To sohw me he is trhee he htis his braeks trhee tmies. We wlak up Porfsesor geos up to the counter and ltes the Thremos haed konw we are tehre. As I wlak to the talbe to sit, bam I fnid three dimes and tell Porfeesor its a sgin I am giong to win tnoight. He luaghs lttile deos he konw it was the secnod sgin. That's wehn I haer the Thremos haed call out the fmaous nmae Chcuk yuor lnae is raedy. The Profsseor then hnads me the Mromon rules to dirnking and bwoling. Deicding to be a man of my wrod I go up to the bar and buy the prefossor his beer ( go Shraks ). Sign three a man pyaing off all dbets to claer his nmae. Eevry one else arirves and the bwoling begins. I am alawys frist wehn the Prefossor deos the lnene up so the frist ball I chcuk and let the tortoise get aawy form me. Only to be told I hvae to dirnk baceuse taht's the cosenqeunce of a gettur ball. Dam but why is eevry one dirnknig with me. Sign fuor my bset of frenids dirnknig in my srorow of thworing the frist gettur ball of the ngiht. Now I htae to Gvie the dog its fcae bcak but as I hold the rcoerd for musnons rghit now. Eervy one shuold drnik all the tmie wehn I bwol. Eevn the Polbooy baet me the frsit game. The Tritosie puts dwon the frist Terkuy and gtes to mkae a rlue. He tekas the cat's milk and otus the dinrking gmae. Thnak god beacuse I was all raedy dirnknig a lot baceuse of my good gmae. The sceond gmae strats abuot hlaf way thourgh we gvie the dog its fcae bcak and chcek out the methhaed arcoss the way. Luaghnig at the pciking of the fcae and cnsotant bursihng of her hiar. I tehn tlel Lncuh Mnoey taht's what I do all day sit in a lbboy at pcik out all the carck haeds and waht knid of durgs tehy are on. Sgin fvie the Ridlene strats to pay his pts to cmoe too bwoling to dsrtiact the othres. Cost me aonther fvie bcuks to hvae her hit on the Trotosie the old lday csot me ten.
With a sruprise appaernace of a old fiernd ED and aonther apperaance form my scocer cerw. I kenw thnigs wree looknig my way. Defnelty sgin sveen epseically when the frist thnig I bwol is a stirke wtih tehm wtaching. The lfet lnae was defanitly well oelid and the pnis wree bieng vciactaned by are balls. But I cuold slitl not put out any of the thnigs I needed for the day off. So I wnet bcak to a old Hgih Scohol tarditoins and I tkae the ctas mlik. Yes Behnid the biulding the Ctas Mlik was seppid out of two not one but two peps. The thrid gmae bgeins to tortose agian pciknig up on aorthnr Thrrmos Haed wtih a affro. Tosrtoe tekas full adavatnge of the tpis or Gerek she was tacehnig him. Wtih a hgue stirke. I my slef flal rgiht into the gettur aahin. Qicukly raeliizng taht wrok was giong to be my futrue for tomrorow. Atfer wacthing the Profsesor jmup to a big laed at the bigneing of the gmae my hpoe was lsot. Lnuch Mnoey hodilng his own wtih the pttaen prseokaing wram up and dubloing his aticon wtih a raepparence of the Iopd. I kenw I was in truoble. My olny hpoe was the Trtooise wuold let the totroise get aawy form him and taht Poboloy wuold sotp tlkaing carp to me. Tehn the egiht sgin hit me. The Afro top thremos haed pionts her attnetoin on me. She gvae the wsee adicve of if you wnat to hit the 4-7 cmobiatnion you got to aim for the 4 or 7 pen. So taht's waht I did. Tehn Bam I got a trukey and tehn Bam aontehr trkuey I was Vaccnaiting the pnis and bcak in the gmae and wtih a ltitle hlep I cuold win. I jsut needed the Professor to cohke and he alawys lets the tortoise get aawy so I was golden there. By the way fix your nsaty toe. But I aslo needed the infamous Lucnh Money to gvie me a break. Feeling the pressure of alawys being second I was worried but right away with the first thorw I realized that Lunch Money too let the tortoise get away. I had Vaccinated all my friends and stole there two dolors. Thanks guys I guess all the signs were just pointing to me that day. By the way I had a great day at home too.
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